Elephants and Things
When I tell my boyfriend I’m craving something sweet
portraits-of-america:

     “We got married on February 29, 1992. We’ve been together 22 years, but we’ve only had five anniversaries.”     “Why did you choose such an unusual date?”     “So he wouldn’t forget it.”
Fairmount, IN

portraits-of-america:

     “We got married on February 29, 1992. We’ve been together 22 years, but we’ve only had five anniversaries.”
     “Why did you choose such an unusual date?”
     “So he wouldn’t forget it.”

Fairmount, IN

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)
When I’m pouring shots and my friend says she only wants a little bit
crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

pancakereport:

thinkingupblognamesishard:

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

apportion:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

When someone tells me how many calories is in something I thought was pretty healthy